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P R O M P T S

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spiderthing:

P R O M P T S MOST OF THESE ARE MINE 

 1. “Dude, that’s like Severus Snape level obsessive.“ 

 2. “Our love is like Shakespeare-” “Meant to be?” “No, tragic.“ 

 3. "Get it into your thick skull, I am done with you!" 

 4. "Fuck you.” “Sure, just tell me a time and a place." 

 5. "Everybody loves a good girl gone bad." 

 6. "Oh, darling you know there’s nothing I do better than revenge." 

 7. "I’m gonna raise hell babydoll." 

8. "You know, the only thing i like about you is your dog." 

9. "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ." 

10. "Surprise! Turns out I’m not dead this time." 

11. "I’ve already been to hell, show me what heaven feels like." 

12. "I went from taking a bullet for you, to pulling the trigger." 

 13. "Remember me, that’s all I’m asking you to do!" 

14. "I feel sorry for the person who marries you.” “me too." 

 15. "I’m hopeless, awkward, and desperate for love!” “Hi!” “Ok not that desperate." 

16. "Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil?" 

17. "You should of been more careful at who you told you secrets to." 

18. "Ok. This is the point where I get to say ‘told you so’" 

19. "I was drunk in love, but since you left, all I seem to be left with is one hell of a hangover." 

20. "That voice must turn a few heads-” “And that face must turn a few stomachs." 

21. "Please stop talking, you’re giving me too much material to insult you." 

22. "That sounds really interesting but I’m a little busy not giving a fuck." 

23. "Ok, time to get the Adele and ice cream out.”

24. “Was it your intention to get me tied up in ropes, or is this just a coincidence?" 

25. "So, you can just do your witchy stuff, and I’d be forever grateful.” “Go fuck yourself." 

26. "I’ll destory you in the most beautiful and horrible way possible so when I leave you’ll finally understand why storms are named after people." 

27. "Did you think leaving you was easy? No! It was the hardest fucking thing I’ve ever had to do!" 

28. "I’m always second best to you.” “Oh darling, what makes you think you’re as high up as second?" 

29. "Well, that couldn’t of gone any worse." 

30. "Life tip: when nothing goes right, go to bed." 

31. "Oh jesus, this problem is gonna need a lot of coffee to fix." 

32. "Open that mouth one more time and I swear to God I’ll gut you like a fish." 

33. "Don’t you dare blame this shit on me." 

34. "I hate you.” “By hate you mean love right?" 

35. "Giving you a second chance was like giving you a second bullet for your gun." 

36. "If you thought they were an asshole, wait til you meet their cousin." 

37. "That’s a horrible idea. What time should I be there?" 

38. "You have no idea how much I wish I didn’t love you." 

39. "Well… That couldn’t of gone any worse." 

40. "Do yourself a favour and shut up." 

41. "I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I’m not that cruel." 

42. "There’s far more to me than meets the eye." 

43. "Just because I don’t know how many moons pluto has doesn’t mean I’m not smart." 

44. "I was going to give you a nasty look… But I can see you already have one.”  

45. “Tell me a lie. Tell me I’m everything you’ve ever wanted." 

46. "Only fools fall for you." 

47. "Go fuck thyself." 

48. "Remember one thing, I know who you really are, and I’ll make sure everybody knows." 

49. "Who ever said that I gave a shit about you?" 

50. "You’re just a guy, she’s just a girl. Break her heart, and she’ll wreck your world." 

FOR ANY CHARACTER OR ACTOR IN THE MCU

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